Heartattack in a layby.

I'm done. Finally. School stress = gone. Work is going well, dancing is almost done, and well, I guess we'll see how my relationship fairs. He's gone again until Friday. This really sucks. Anywho, you've all heard me complain enough about this.

I'm stoked for tomorrow. Dorian and I are going to watch South Park, Jerry Springer, and the Playboy channel aaaalllll day. It'll be very fun.

Well, that's enough of an update for you people. Tah!

kjh

The Modern Things

One final down, two to go! Well, I ahve one in approx. 2.5 hours, so that one is *pretty much* done. I'm very excited for being done school. I've been so very stressed and snappy and moody lately. I miss stupid, asshole Tyson way too much. It sucks. Oh wells. I'll see him on the 17th. Such is life.

After everyone is done finals we should all go out and do something awesome. Like drunk bowling. Drunk bowling rules. Anywho, back to studying! Tah

kjh

A Number, Not A Name

I hate missing people. I seems as though I'm always missing and never missed. Tyson is probably going to stay in Kindersley for another week, and while I understand it is a fantasic opportunity to make a ton of cash, I can;t help but be selfish and want him to be HERE with ME. I know that is a flaw of mine. I'm selfish. Tyson is selfish, too, and that is why we argue sometimes. We're both princesses and both used to always getting our own way. Oh well. I like him lots anyway.

Anywho, I have a final tomorrow. Political Studies, to be exact. It should be fairly easy and I'm not too worried. I finally finished all those fricking essays I had, which is a relief. I seriously can;t wait until my last final is over. I'm so very stressed. Well, I'm out. Tah.

kjh

Begin Again

So, finals are almost upon me. 8, 9, 12. Watch out, liver! On the 12 the punishment shall begin. I miss drinking. I know I'm coming off like an alcoholic, but I'm really not... I promise. I'm really stoked for xmas break. I want to just cuddle up to a certain someone and doze in front of a fire... holy romantic and sappy. Whatever. I'm allowed to be romantic and sappy sometimes. However, if my romantic and sappy quota start getting too high, someone needs to bring me back with a well place insult, or something.

Well, that was a fantastic ramble. Goodnight.

kjh

Copycats

I have decided to compile a list of the best song covers. Behold!

The Postal Service - Against All Odds (Phil Collins cover)
The Postal Service - Such Great Heights (Iron and Wine cover)
Reel Big Fish - Take On Me (A-Ha cover)
Death Cab For Cutie - All Is Full of Love (Bjork cover)
Johnny Cash - Hurt (Nine Inch Nails cover)
Erasure - Take A Chance On Me (Abba cover)
The Rolling Stones - Love In Vain (Robert Johnson cover)
Marianne Faithful - Ruby Tuesday (Rolling Stones cover)
Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan cover)
The Silver Jews - Friday Night Fever (George Strait cover)
Cat Power - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover)
Gary Jules - Mad World (Tears For Fears cover)

That is all for now. If I think of more I'll add them later.

It doesn't have to be perfect..

This is just a quick thank you/I'm sorry post. Thank you to everyone who has been putting up with my emo and terrible mood lately, and I'm sorry to you guys, too. You know who you are. Things have just not been going well for me lately, and you have stood by me while I bitched, moaned, sulked, and moped. I appreciate it. Come December 12, things should be looking up for me, at least in most aspects of my life. Hang in until then, and I promise I'll be back to the Kayla you know and love. Merci beaucoup!

<3kaylajean

I would like to use a pencil but it's just not permanent

Well, school is almost over. Praise be to Allah for that. Holiday break should be awesome. Maybe then all of us can actually see eachother. I'm writing in short, crappy sentances. It's ok though. I like it today. It's far too cold outside. I wish it was summer. Summer was amazing. Best summer of my life. I don't want to be at school right now. I miss cuddling. I want finals to be over so I can do that more. Being the busiest girl ever sucks. Dancing is pissing me off. I hate pretty much everyone there. I need a break from that, too. It's all good though. Hopefully I'll get some time off. I want to get out of the city. It is depressing me. I've been really miserable lately. I know how you feel, Alex. Pretty much everything kind of sucks right now. Hopefully things will get beter.

Sick Of You

Fuck you, school! I'm so fucking sick of sitting here trying to transcribe a conversation for a goddman research project! I'm sick of having to sit through boring lectures and try to stay awake! I'm sick of trying to study for tests! Gah! I'm going nuts here! *shoots self in face*

Preacher Crawling

I dream sometimes of a brother in red.
The first unborn.
Perhaps the son of god aborted and tossed and a garbage bag.
Life is black comedy.
Slapstick and vulgarity.
Unworthy of the name.
I still remember where mine went so wrong.
My last night in sodom and my first morning in hell.

Oh the weather outside is frightful...

FUCK do I ever hate Xmas songs. They start seeping out of speakers in stores like the silent but oh-so-deadly gas of a fat man who has just eaten twelve burritos with extra spicy salsa.

Anywho, when I went to go get my doctor's note Jordan, like the awesome friend he is, came with me. As we were sitting in the waiting room, he leans over to me and says, "Kayla, everyone in here thinks you're pregnant" and proceeds to get me a pamphlet about pregnancy. Thanks, Jordan. Then, when I was in the doctor's office getting my note, some old lady sits by Jordan and asks if he had been waiting long. Jordan proceeds to answer, "No, I'm just waiting for my girlfriend" followed by "the look". Again, thank you so much. All in all it was a fairly funny experience.

In other news, Tyson is being a bag of douche, and I don't like it. I need hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. Peace out.

KaylaR the DestroyaR

Download:

Toto - Africa
An Albatross - I am the Lazer Viking!

Eat:

Tapioca Pudding. Best. Pudding. Ever.

Not a moment too soon...

I figured I should probably update, as it has been awhile.

Firstly, I would like to give my kudos to A&W, which is undeniably the GREATEST fast food in the world. I plan on eating some today, in fact.

Secondly, I would like to say that I hate essays. All I do is write them.

Thirdly, if anyone knows the protocol for obtaining a doctor's note, please inform me.

Fourthly, I would like to thank Alex for coming to Tyson's soccer game with me.

Fifthly, I would like to say that 'fifthly' is one of the most retarded words EVER, if, indeed, it is actually a word.

Lastly, I'm sleepy and want hugs. Everyone must give me hugs when they see me.

Peace out, A-Town.

<3kaylajean

PS: Download:

The Cure - The Lovecats
William Shatner - Common People
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

STOLEN!

I stole this for Caitlin's blog because it looked neat.


1. First name? Kayla
2. Were you named after someone? Nope. I do, howvever, have a great aunt named Kay
3. Do you wish on stars? Sometimes, not usually though
.4. When did you last cry? I don't remember
5. Do you like your handwriting? No. It looks like I should be writing in red crayon on yellow construction paper
6. What is your favorite lunch meal? A&W
7. When is your birthday? March 20.
8. What is your most embarassing CD? All the old KoRn and Limp Bizkit cds.
9.If you were another person would you be friends with you? I don't know. I'm ok, albeit a little self-centred.
10.Do you have a journal? Yuppers
11. Are you adventurous?Depends on what it is.
12. Would you bungee jump? I don't think so. My crippling fear of both heights and drowning would probably prevent me from doing it.
13. What is your favorite cereal? Almond and Vanilla Special K
14.Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not usually.
15. Do you think that you are strong? I'm fairly weak, so no. Although I WILL kick your ass, Jae!
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla
17. Shoe Size? I have shoes in all sizes between 2 and 6.
18. Red or pink? Both
19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My scary, carney hands with the crooked pinkies.
20. Who do you miss the most? I don't really miss anyone right now.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Skinny jeans and colourful checkered slip-on shoes
23. What are you listening to right now? Problem by Brazillian Girls
24. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Black... LIke my soul. harharhar
26. Who was the last person U talked to? Caitlin and Alex
27. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face in general.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, I looove Caitlin!
30. Favorite Drink? Vodka, cranberry, adn sprite.
31. Favorite Sport? Is dancing a sport?
32. Hair Color? Right now it's kinda dark blonde, but it shall soon be dark dark brown.
33. Favorite Food? Balogna.
34. Last Movie You Watched? The Prestige.
35. Favorite Day of the Year? Iunno, all fo them?
36. Happy Endings? Mostly
37.Summer or Winter? Summer
38. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs from most, kisses from some.
39. Favorite Dessert? Pie
42. What books are you reading?? A bunch of books for classes, and Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy for pleasure.
43. What is On Your Mouse Pad??At home, a picture of Damjan when he was like, 8.
44. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? The news
45. Favorite Smells? My bed.
46. Favorite Sounds? Music
47. Stones or Beatles? Can't choose. They both rock.
48.The furthest you've been from home? Hawaii

*whew*

<3kaylajean

D/l:
Lillix - Sweet Temptation (shaddap! I love this song!)
Corky and the Juice Pigs - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

Hot Damn!

I was looking through a bunch of shit that I had written and I stumbled upon this gem. I'm so fucked up. Enjoy!

Tear

Tear the piece of paper into two pieces
Representative of pain, the page splits forcefully and flutters
Dramatically
To the cold, hard ground

I sometimes wonder if boys in dresses on the last day of school are OK
The razor smiles your smile and the gun whispers your name.

Naked trees stand alone in the shadows of enormous watchtowers,
Safe, Dark, Secure.
I am afraid
Why?
It is because of all the uncertainty of today.

All hail the gushy assassin.

Dead leaves cover the large stone so I clear them off with a deft sweep of my hand.
I sit.
I stare at my reflection in the glittering pool.
My face stares back at me and I barely recognize myself.

It is just a cold hand leading us back to winter

Along the edge of the glittering mirror lie bones
A stark contrast to the shining glass
I guess all endings can’t be happy ones.

I get up from the stone
And dust off my skirt, smoothing the wrinkles and removing leaves I failed to sweep off

Then, without another thought or any hesitation
I begin picking my way carefully back through the nothing from which I came
Secure in the knowledge I had gathered about myself

<3kaylajean

Harlequin Girls

So, there has been some fantastic drama this weekend, the kind that us in the Lush Squad live for. Now, I'm not going to name names, but I think most of you guys will get it and if you don't ask me later.

The drama pertains to a certain party to which a certain person was not invited and to which another person got bitched at about. I think that's retarded. It isn't anyone's place but the person hosting the party to invite people. Going and being all attention-whorey about it is lame, too. Some people need to stop being so bitchy and take things so personally. Geeze!

On a happier note, I'm almost done the essay that is due today. Go me!

Well, that's all I have to say.

<3kaylajean

PS: Download

Baumer - Denounement
Hellogoodbye - Jesse...Buy Nothing...Go To Prom Anyway
Comeback Kid - All in a Year

Lyrics

Inspired by Sara, here are some lyrics. These ones had a special meaning to me in the summer. Especially the chorus.

"Marching Bands Of Manhattan" - Death Cab For Cutie

If I could open my arms
And span the length of the isle of Manhattan,
I'd bring it to where you are
Making a lake of the East River and Hudson
If I could open my mouth
Wide enough for a marching band to march out
They would make your name sing
And bend through alleys and bounce off all the buildings.

I wish we could open our eyes
To see in all directions at the same time
Oh what a beautiful view
If you were never aware of what was around you

And it is true what you said
That I live like a hermit in my own head
But when the sun shines again
I'll pull the curtains and blinds to let the light in.

Sorrow drips into your heart through a pinhole
Just like a faucet that leaks and there is comfort in the sound
But while you debate half empty or half full
It slowly rises, your love is gonna drown

Your love is gonna drown
Your love is gonna...

<3kaylajean

Download:

Half-Handed Cloud - "I Got a Letter"
The Lovely Feathers - "Frantic"

Novatone

So, upon consulting my friend Ruslan on what to write about, we decided that I should write about him.

I met Ruslan on a windy day in August at the Dauphin International Ukrainian Festival. I think I was drunk. He introduced himself to me and then we started talking about music. He didn't believe me that I listen to metal so I busted out my Pig Destroyer cds and he realized I was the real deal. He gave me a trashy trucker hat that I wore all weekend. The weekend continued drunkenly on, with us talking about politics until 3 in the morning, which weirded everyone out. We polkaed a lot, which was rockin' because Ruslan can keep up with me <3 A memory of him I will never forget is when, because he had no water, he used rum and coke to brush his teeth, but shh! what happens in Dauphin stays in Dauphin. The weekend eneded with me stealing his blanket, which I still have on my bed. Ruslan, however, is coming to visit me soon, which will rule. That is all.

KaylaJean

Come and tell me when it's time to...

Staying home Saturday to work on homework while my friends all went out and had fun nights was one of the hardest things to do. Seriously. I've decided that I feel that I must always be involved in and the centre of attention of something. I don't care what it is, as long as I'm in the limelight. It was a strange revelation. I'm really self-centred, but not in an assholish way. Let me know if my theory is correct. Peace.

Kayla

Download:

The Postal Service - Nothing Better
Marianne Faithful - As Tears Go By
Elliott Smith - Between the Bars

Oh, the humanity!

So, I am now a member of the illustrious political party known as the New Democratic Party. Yupp, I applied and now all I'm waiting for is my card. I rule. I'm really excited to finally be a member of the party I so agressivly support. it's a great feeling.

In other news, I finished my frickin' Political Studies Essay. It is a thing of beauty and perhaps one of these days I'll post it so all of you can gaze upon it's brilliance. I'm now working on an annotated bibliography for my Women and Addictions class and it's going pretty well. It shouldn't take me too much longer to finsh, which is awesome.

Also, I've decided to jump on the 'trend whore' bandwagon and start posting songs you all MUST download on the bottom of my post, like my wonderful friend, Jordan.

Anywho, I have to go get back to work on my bibloigraphy. Tah all!

KaylaJean <3

Download:

Panzer Ag - Machinegun GoGo!
Hellogoodbye - Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn
Brazillian Girls - Problem

Mouse on Mars.

Anna is at school with me RIGHT NOW! It's pretty sweet. I'm trying to work on my essay but it isn't really happning. Jordan and Alex are MIA, and I miss them. This essay is stressing me out like no one's business. Blah. I'm sleepy and grumpy. I hate work.

Pandora

This post is to commemorate my love for pandora.com

Seriously guys. Best. Site. Ever. You put in a band and it finds all sorts of cool bands like it. You can choose whether you like the song or not and it will either play it more or never play it again. This site totally rawks my sawks.

Also, I love Depeche Mode. Greatest old-skool synth pop band EVER. If you had told me two years ago that I would pretty much be listening exclusively to synth pop, I would ahve told you to fuck off and die. Synth pop is better than any other kind of music.

I don't really know what else to write about, except that I really should be finishing an essay. I'm going to go do that. Leave some love.

xoxo
Kayla Jean

Songs.

Last night I was lying in bed and I had a brilliant idea. I'm going to compile a list of songs with the names of my friends in the title. Here goes!

Michelle:
The Beatles - Michelle
Elton John - Michelle's Song
Soulkandy - Michelle

Jordan: I could only find artists with the name Jordan, like Jordan Knight. Sorry, bud.

Alexander: Same thing for you.

Emily:
The Zombies - A Rose For Emily
Pink Floyd - See Emily Play
Elton John - Emily
Moody Blues - Emily's Song
Keane - Emily

Kate: Couldn't find any song titles with your name, but Something For Kate is one of the most fantastic bands ever.

Sara:
Bob Dylan - Sara
Stevie Nicks - Sara
Tom Wehrle - Sara

Katherine: Sorry, dude. No song titles.

Caitlin: Same deal.

Gerrit: See above

Anna:
The Beatles: Anna (Go To Him)

Tim:
The Buoys - Timothy
Elton John - Timothy

Spencer:
The Copper Family - Spencer the Rover

Josh:
Dolly Parton - Joshua
Bob Dylan - Joshua Gone Barbados

Tyson: Sorry, darlin'.

Kayla:
The Wanderers - Kayla

If I missed you let me know and I'll try to find songs for your name. Bnyaaahh!

Defection

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. Politics are nuts. Since when is it ok to completely sell out your party and go to the opposition? Yupp, I'm talking about David Emerson and Belinda Stronach.

Emerson's defection was particularily insidious. He ran in Vancouver-Kingsway under the Liberal banner, then, as soon as he was elected, he joined Satan... I mean the Tories. Jack Layton (who is the coolest politician EVER), called Emerson on this betrayel, saying that Emerson KNEW the only way he would get elected was as Liberal. The NDP candidate was right on his ass in votes, and the Tory straggled way behind them both. Emerson clearly abused the system to better himself and the Fascist party he now affiliates himself with.

Belinda Stronach's defection was slightly less underhanded. She pretty much just realilzed that the Liberal set of beliefs, while still wrong, (haha go NDP!), where better suited for her own set of beliefs.

As a conclusion, I shall set up a list of the main points of this post:

- Conservatives are the Devil.
- Liberals, although not the Devil, still suck.
- The NDP represent all that is good and just.
- Emerson is a huge tool.
-Stronach had her reasons, which I can't fault.
- I am, in fact, the greatest person ever. Even better than Alex.

That is all for now.

Schoolin'

School sucks. I said it. I'm stressed out by the copius amount of essays I have to write and my coping strategy is not doing anything. Dumb, I know. Oh well. I'll just do what I always do: do it at the last minute. Well, I must be off to class so I'll talk to all you bloggerland people later.

Doodle Doo!

This weekend was fairly fantastic. Alex, Michelle, Jordan, and I engaged in illegal activities, got hammered, and saw a kickin' live show. Valcanoless In Canada is pretty much the sweetest band. I don't really know what else to say. I'm watching The People's Court right now, which is one of the greatest shows ever. I ate an entire box of crackers yesterday. I decided to wear glasses instead of contacts today. I love my skinny jeans. Taking pictures of stuff is cool. I'm a major cuddle whore. That is all.

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

Yes. The time has finally come for me to post a new blog. I know that all of you have been wondering when this would occur. Well, now it shall.

So, this summer has been one of change. When Damjan left for Serbia I was quite upset. To my surprise, it was the friends I had ditched for two years who rallied around me. This really made me do some serious thinking. I have the most amazing friends ever. How could I have ever doubted this? You guys have always been there for me, even if I wasn't there for you. I was so caught up in being in love that I completely neglected myclosest friends. So, summer continued on and I realized, in between working, dancing, partying, and making some seriously awesome new friends, that I really didn't have the kind of time to commit to a serious relationship. Damjan and I broke up, not because of anything he or I did, but because of our circumstances. Of course I was sad, but my friends were there to support me. Alex even came over to watch The Jungle Book with me. The fucking Jungle Book, for Christ's sake! I honestly could not ask for a better group of people to be with.

So, to all you guys who will read this, I honestly do appreciate you, and thank you so much for sticking by me. You all rawk my sawks.

Much love,

Kayla Jean.

Changing...

Today I had a bad surprise. One of my very best friends told me that we shouldn't hang out alone. I mean, I understand that he has a girlfriend, but I have a boyfriend, too! I don't want to jump his bones! I'm really hurt that he would think something like that, especially since we've been friends for so long. I guess some people change, but I never thought that he would not want to hang out with me. Oh well, I guess there is nothing that I can do about that except wait and hope he decides to hang out with me again. Blah. People totally suck.

Fun

People are pretty fun when they're all getting along. However, it kills me when they aren't. I love my friends but I hate acting like an ambassador between then. I can understand that some people just don't like others, but as I said, I don't like being the middle-person. Yupp.

Only Wishful Thinking...

I know it's only been 5 days, but I miss Damjan already. Yupp, I said it. I miss him. To make things worse, I'm sitting here in my skivvies in a big empty house. I know what you're thinking, "Why the hell don;t you put some clothes on, Kayla?" or "You should be happy your family is gone." Well I don't wanna put clothes on and I miss my family. And Damjan. The whole family-being-gone thing just makes the Damjan-being-gone thing even worse. I know he is having mad fun, but I still wish he was back here, with me. Emo, I know. I'm just being a big weenie, but I'm listening to sappy music. Shut up.

Fantastic...

The following is an actual conversation that took place between Alex and I tonight when we were out walking around with Jordan.

Alex: Hey! Look at that little car!
Kayla: It looks kind of like a dune buggy!
A: YOU look kind of like a dune buggy!
K: YOUR FACE looks kind of like a dune buggy
A: Don't even pretend that it doesn't look like a dune buggy!
K: YOUR MOM looks kind of like a dune buggy!
A:YOUR MOM looks kind of like a dune buggy!
K: That's what she said!
A: Oh.

How wonderful. It was quite possibly the greatest conversation Alex and I have ever had. That is all.

I am NOT dead!

Hello, Bloggerland! Yes, it is my long awaited follow-up post to my Happy Birthday, Alex! post.

Things have been fairly steady. Work, dance, work, dance. I do, however, find some time to hang out with friends in there. Who could forget the intrepid adventures of the Makeout Kids: IHMBF Club? Not me, certainly!

So, Damjan is leaving in 4 days to go to Serbia and other parts of Europe. He'll have a fantastic time visiting family and friends and seeing new and exciting places. Of course I'll miss him, but he'll be back in a month!

My family is also leaving me while they go travel. On the 2nd they will be gone, leaving me alone. I will need some love! LOVE ME!

Well, that's about all I have to say about that, so tah!

Kayla

BAH NAAAAHHHHH!!!

Happy Birthday, Alex!

Stolen! Again!

Choose a band/artist: Led Zeppelin (Best. Band. Ever.)

Answer the following questions ONLY using titles of their songs.

1. Are you male or female: Livin', Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)
2. Describe yourself: Rock and Roll
3. How do you feel about yourself: Whole Lotta Love
4. How do some people feel about you: What Is and What Should Never Be
5. Describe your ex gf/bf: Heartbreaker
6. Describe current gf/bf: I Can't Quit You, Baby
7. Describe where you want to be: Going to California
8. Describe how you live: Ramble On
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Dancin' Days
10. Share a few words of Wisdom: The Song Remains the Same
11. Now say goodbye: Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You

Hahaha cool. That one ruled.

How I love thee...

Oh Star Trek! I don't think there is any show I would rather watch than Star Trek. I love the original Star Trek, The Next Generation, and Voyager. The others are pretty sucky. I'm toootally sitting here in my bikini watching Captain Picard kick the asses of some fictitious mobsters in the holodeck. *sigh* How wonderful...

Soooo

Well, I don't know. This summer has been OK so far, but I can't help feeling that there are some important people in my life that don't care about me as much as I care about them. I mean, I'm probably just being all emo, but I just can't seem to shake the feeling. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to see how this all turns out.

Summer IS being awesome in that I'm hanging out with people who are awesome, like Alex and Jordan. Together we make the NOT-Smokers-Club. I've just decided this right now.

Work is going OK as well. Sears is treating me fairly well, which is sweet. I get good hours, which is also nice. I do, however, wish I got more weekends off. Then I would be able to see Damjan more than once a damn week. Blah.

Well, I'm out.

Neato Burrito!

I TOOOTALLY stole this from Sara's blog because I thought it was neato.

Directions:Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question.No cheating!

How am I feeling today? Something For Kate - Light at the End of the Tunnel
Will I get far in life? The Doors - Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)
How do my friends see me?Foxy Shazam! - The French Passion
When will I get Married? Skinny Puppy - Morpheus Laughing
What's my best friend's theme song? The Faint - How Could I Forget?
What is the story of my life? Cheap Trick - Surrender
What is/was highschool like?Bright Eyes - Something Vague
How can I get ahead in life? Bloc Party - Helicopter
What is the best thing about me?Pearl Jam - I Am Mine
How is today going to be?Gym Class Heros - Cupid's Chokehold
What is in store for this weekend? Finntroll - Jakkens Tidd
What song describes my parents? Misfits - Scream (hahahahaha)
What song descirbes my grandparents?Kanye West - Diamonds
How is my life going?Led Zeppelin - Thank You
What song will they play at my funeral? The Eels - Novacaine for the Soul
How does the world see me?The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps
Will I have a happy life?Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah
What song describes my relationships with my friends?The Transplants - DJ, DJ
What song describes my romantic status?The Turtles - Happy Together

Yikes. Some funny ones, some scary ones. I don't know what to think. Weird.

New AFI

So, I just saw the video for Miss Murder, the new song from AFI (A Fire Inside) who are one of my favorite bands. I am now depressed. This song absolutely SUCKED! Firstly, Davey Havoc's signature balls-in-clamp voice is no where to be found! Instead, there is the same whiney emo voice that every other band has. Secondly, what the fuck is with the Dani Filth-esque screaming at the end of the song? Does Davey think he can get more hXc cred if he screams like the faggot lead singer of Cradle of Filth? I think not! AFI is a punk band, NOT screamo band! It really depresses me that such a fantastic group could totally sell out. I'm going to go cry and touch myself in a dark corner... I feel so vulnerable... Hold me?

Kayla E. Newman

Weirdness...

So, one of my high school friends is getting married. Spooky. Marriage, to me, seems so far in my future, that I can't really imagine anyone else doing it. Yarr. I'm getting old.

In Sun-Land

Shalom, blogfriends. I am in Hawaii and I luuuurve it. I'm currently drinking POG juice, (papaya, orange, guava) and eating sweet bread. YUM. I've been to the North Shore and ate fish tacos, shopped the Ala Moana mall, hit up a bunch of cool beaches, and ate homemade icecream. Tomorrow, we (Michelle, Emily, Caroline, and I) , are going to Haunama Bay to snorkle with fishies and then to the Bishop Museum to see the gigungous whale skeleton. Then, we are going to a local show at a bar! Scandalous! Well, I must get going back to my awesome vacation. Tah beans!

Peace out, A-Town.
Kayla

Beer + The Faint

= AWESOME. That's right. I'm currently drinking a delicious beer, listening to The Faint, packing for Hawaii (started today. I rule), and dancing around my room. How wonderful. I love my new job as a Sears Shoe-Girl. It is tres fun. I thought I would HATE it, but I don't. Welp, I'm going to continue packing. I'll think of you all while I'm soaking up the sun in HAWAII! Tah loves!

Peace out, A-town.

Kayla Jean.

Radar Love

I'm just listening to this song, and it actually has nothing to do with this post.

I only have one final left! I leave for Hawaii in 5 days! I'm starting a new job on Friday! On Thursday I'm going out and getting my drink/dance on! Hooraw! I cannot wait for school to be done. I dislike it so very much. Summer will rule. I don't ahve anything more to say. Tah beans.

Ya-Harr.

Hrm. Done three finals, two to go. It should be fantastic. I just found out that I'm going to Las Vegas for their International Folk-Festival. I'm reeeaaaallly stoked. I've always wanted to go there. I lurve shopping.

In other news, Alex is a big drunk emo boy. Go look at his post: exileonmainst.blogspot.com

I less than three you, Alex.

Jae, you need to get your cute butt in gear and make a new post.

Love you all,

Kayla.

Oh the drama!

So, one final down, 4 to go. Rock on! I can't wait until I'm done!

Anywho, onto the topic at hand; drama. Seriously people, who the fuck cares what Alex writes in his blog? It is his blog! He write whatever he damn well pleases on it. If you have a problem, I have a solution: DON'T READ IT! There you have it folks, a good, solid solution.

To continue this rant, I shall give MY opinions on country music. Get ready for an earful, people, because I think you are all ridiculous. Lovable, but ridculous.

Firstly, I hate country music because all the fucking songs sound the same. Same stupid violun, same stupid guitar riff, same stupid lyrics, and same stupid twangy voice. Honestly, how many songs can you write about being sad and getting tanked? I mean, really!

Secondly, I hate that country music fans think that because they listen to this terrible drek of a musical genre, that they are allowed to wear cowboy hats and other various cowboy parephenalia. Do you live on a farm? Do you rope calves? Do you ride horses? Do you drive tractors? I'll be will to bet that most city people said NO to these questions! Well, guess what? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO WEAR FUCKING COWBOY CLOTHES!

Ok, I'm done now. Peace out, A-town.

Holy Damn...

It has been a looong time since I've last posted. School is all done. It feels weird, because last year I still had 2 more months left at this time. Oh well, I can't really complain.

Michelle and I are going to Hawaii to visit Emily from April 30 - May 6. It shall be grand! Getting away from S Dot will definately rawk. I neeeed a break very badly. I'm ever so stressed out. It's cool though, because I just have to get through finals and then I get to spend time with my two best friends!

So I was reading one of my friend's blogs, and she was feeling really confused about her feelings in regards to her boyfriend of almost a year. This really made me appreciate how great I have it. Damjan is absolutely the greatest boyfriend any girl could ask for. I love him with everything I had, and I never doubt this. He never does anything stupid to make me upset, and if he accidently does then we talk it out and resolve it right away. Baby, if you're reading this, I love you!

Aaaanywho, I have to go get back to studying.

Peace out, A-town.

Kayla.

Morn.

Ahh the morning. So terrible. So early. So I went downstairs to get some coffee. as I am a notorious caffeine junky. I take a sip and... OH GOD! SO COLD! I spit of yesterday's coffee like it was yesterday's coffee. I'm feeling a little but vulnerable right now... hold me?

Fun Beans.

I have recently declared my e-love for a certain e-person named Jae Ford. I think that I should marry him. To get in touch with the e-love of my e-life visit:

www.jaeford.com

You will not be disappointed.

Mr. Ford, if you are reading this, I'm sincerely sorry if you are frightened.

Tah beans.

Dundunduuuun

Hooraw! It is Valentine's Day tomorrow! What can I say, I love store-created holidays! Damjan and I are going out to Moxie's, which should be sweet. I love that restaurant!

Emily is coming tomorrow too! I'm sooooo excited! I havn't seen in in at least 6 months. She'll be staying here until the 19th, which kicks ass.

On the topic of sneaking into the Pat, I got in. However, instead of sneaking in like I had originally planned, Luba so graciously lent me her ID, which was perfect for me. It was pretty cool, except for the creepy drunk gropey men.

Welp, I have to go get dressed, as it is 1pm. Tah!

Last day

Howdy y'all. Today is the last day before February break. How terrific. I have the Shevchenko show today, which should be fairly cool. I'm pretty stoked to be in it because I just watched last year. Yay! After the show, Shawn, Marissa, Ryan, and I are gonna go to the Pat. Yes, I'm going to try to sneak in. Wish me luck...

I learned some interesting info regarding Reading Week. It used to be called Suicide Prevention Week because it is around this time that most University students kill themselves. Weird. I guess everyone would just call it Suicide Week so that's why the name was changed. How appropriate.

Welp, I have to get going so I guess this is it! Peace out.

Falalalala

Weeeeeell, almost at February break. Thank Allah for that. I'm definately in need of a break. I'm pretty much burnt out from all the stuff I do. Oh well, only a couple more days left.

Man, I just don't have anything interesting to say, so I'm going. Peace out.

Saddness...

Well, as c-rag said, "haha Stephen Harper won, you socialist bastard!" I am quite disheartened at this, because I am, as Craig so poeticly put it, a socialist bastard. Canada is now in the hands of a man whose asshole is securely filled with George Bush's fucking post (yes, I stole that term from a poem by John Wilmot about premature ejaculation called the imperfect enjoyment. I suggest you all read it). Thankfully, the government is a very close mnority, so hopefully terrifying-robot-man will be held in check. I give the Conservatives about a year before Canada realizes they've made a terrible mistake in voting them in.

In other news, I kick ass at Cribbage.

In still other news, I have decided to include the dellightful poem I mentioned earlier.


The Imperfect Enjoyment. By John Wilmot.

Naked she lay, clasped in my longing arms,
I filled with love, and she all over charms;
Both equally inspired with eager fire,
Melting through kindness, flaming in desire.
With arms, legs, lips close clinging to embrace,
She clips me to her breast, and sucks me to her face.
Her nimble tongue, Love's lesser lightening, played
Within my mouth, and to my thoughts conveyed
Swift orders that I should prepare to throw
The all-dissolving thunderbolt below.
My fluttering soul, sprung with the painted kiss,
Hangs hovering o'er her balmy brinks of bliss.
But whilst her busy hand would guide that part
Which should convey my soul up to her heart,
In liquid raptures I dissolve all o'er,
Melt into sperm and, and spend at every pore.
A touch from any part of her had done't:
Her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt.

Smiling, she chides in a kind murmuring noise,
And from her body wipes the clammy joys,
When, with a thousand kisses wandering o'er
My panting bosom, "Is there then no more?"
She cries. "All this to love and rapture's due;
Must we not pay a debt to pleasure too?"

But I, the most forlorn, lost man alive,
To show my wished obedience vainly strive:
I sigh, alas! and kiss, but cannot swive.
Eager desires confound my first intent,
Succeeding shame does more success prevent,
And rage at last confirms me impotent.
Ev'n her fair hand, which might bid heat return
To frozen age, and make cold hermits burn,
Applied to my dead cinder, warms no more
Than fire to ashes could past flames restore.
Trembling, confused, despairing, limber, dry,
A wishing, weak, unmoving lump I lie.
This dart of love, whose piercing point, oft tried,
With virgin blood ten thousand maids have dyed;
Which nature still directed with such art
That it through every cunt reached every heart -
Stiffly resolved, 'twould carelessly invade
Woman or man, nor aught its fury stayed:
Where'er it pierced, a cunt it found or made -
Now languid lies in this unhappy hour,
Shrunk up and sapless like a withered flower.

Thou treacherous, base deserter of my flame,
False to my passion, fatal to my fame,
Through what mistaken magic dost thou prove
So true to lewdness, so untrue to love?
What oyster-cinder-beggar-common whore
Didst thou e'er fail in all thy life before?
When vice, disease, and scandal lead the way,
With what officious haste dost thou obey!
Like a rude, roaring hector in the streets
Who scuffles, cuffs, and justles all he meets,
But if his king or country claim his aid,
The rakehell villain shrinks and hides his head;
Ev'n so thy brutal valour is displayed,
Breaks every stew, does each small whore invade,
But when great Love the onset does command,
Base recreant to thy prince, thou dar'st not stand.
Worst part of me, and henceforth hated most,
Through all the town a common fucking-post,
On whom each whore relieves her tingling cunt
As hogs do rub themselves on gates and grunt,
May'st thou to ravenous chancres be a prey,
Or in consuming weepings waste away;
May strangury and stone thy days attend;
May'st thou ne'er piss, who did refuse to spend
When all my joys did on false thee depend.
And may ten thousand abler pricks agree
To do the wronged Corinna right for thee.

Oh my. What a delightfully dirty poem. I'm done writing this. I do feverently hope I get more comments on my somewhat contreversial views! Tahtah!

NARF!

Wheeee! Election day! I'm so very excited.

In other news, on Saturday at work this old lady, the epitome of a crotchety old battleaxe, randomly gave me a binder. Cool, I know. It was pretty much the highlight of my day. Grumpy old ladies kick ass. I am definately skipping Native Studies right now, because I figure that we probably won't do anything of importance. Awwww yeah. Well, I'm gonna head'r to go buy some shizzle from the bookstore. Peace out, A-town.

Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Yes I am aware that that is a name of a book in The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy series, but I figured I would steal it. I'm definately at school right now, but I'm on a break, not skipping (although I was soooo tempted to do so this morning). So I closed my store last night and I come home and go to bed. Then, at about midnight, I start panicing that I forgot to lock the back door. So, I make my dad drive me to the store and check. It turns out that I did, indeed, lock the door and my worrying was all for naught. God I'm a dork. I don't know why I work myself up over nothing sometimes. Oh wells, all turned out well. Thank god for the weekend. Tonight I shall go to Damjan's house for a big family saint day party deal and it will be fun.

Voting is still excting for me. God, I can't wait to put my little X ini the space beside the NDP. Wheeeee! Well, I must leave as I have probably rambled on enough, so farewell!

Election time.

I less than a week I shall be voting for the first time EVER. How am I voting, you ask? Well even if you don't care how I'm voting you ARE reading my lamer blog, so I shall tell you. I am voting NDP. The NDP and I have a special kind of bond. NDP has always been really nice to me. It has bought me flowers, given me massages, and never told me I looked fat in those pants. Yes, our relationship is one of happiness and friendship. Thank you, NDP.

Thus it ends...

*Sigh* Holidays are officially over tomorrow and I have to go back to hell...er...school. Christmas holidays were very good this year. Between calling Emily Vince all the time and rattailing Anna so hard she started crying I got to spend a lot of time with my family, which was definately nice. Relaxing will be missed. RIP Holiday break.