FUCK do I ever hate Xmas songs. They start seeping out of speakers in stores like the silent but oh-so-deadly gas of a fat man who has just eaten twelve burritos with extra spicy salsa.
Anywho, when I went to go get my doctor's note Jordan, like the awesome friend he is, came with me. As we were sitting in the waiting room, he leans over to me and says, "Kayla, everyone in here thinks you're pregnant" and proceeds to get me a pamphlet about pregnancy. Thanks, Jordan. Then, when I was in the doctor's office getting my note, some old lady sits by Jordan and asks if he had been waiting long. Jordan proceeds to answer, "No, I'm just waiting for my girlfriend" followed by "the look". Again, thank you so much. All in all it was a fairly funny experience.
In other news, Tyson is being a bag of douche, and I don't like it. I need hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. Peace out.
KaylaR the DestroyaR
Download:
Toto - Africa
An Albatross - I am the Lazer Viking!
Eat:
Tapioca Pudding. Best. Pudding. Ever.
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KaylaR,
I have but one thing to say:
Tapioca rocks my socks.
Also, good post.
I am an awesome friend.
Actually, just an awesome person in general. If anyone tries to deny it I will destroy them.
You have all been warned.
PS - Some christmas songs can be good, it's just a matter of finding the ones that aren't so overplayed. Or in some cases, not played at all.
Lot's of newer bands write their own songs about christmas that are actually fairly good.
Try:
The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes
Christmas is going to the Dogs - The Eels
Dude, if you're looking for THE Christmas song, you have to get Keith Richard's cut of Run Rudolph, Run.
'Nuff said.
Try working where they play those all day every day. I suppose Sears plays them too, but you go to school all day. I go to Christmas-song-hell.
That's shitty about Tyson. Hopefully things get better or you kick him in the ass. Whichever happens, we're there for you.
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