Super Freak!

English: This post is going to be typed as a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Not much is really new with me, other than school, work, and dance. It is kinda sucky. Oh well. School is pretty neat. We are learning about Anarchy in my Philosophy class which is pretty baddass. I don't really have much else to say.

AOLer: THES POST SI GONG 2 B TYP3D AS A 12-YAAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!!11111! WTF LOL NOT MUCH SI RILLY NU WIT ME OTH3R THAN SKOOL WORK AND DANCE!!!!!1 OMG WTF IT SI KINDA SUKY!1111!!! LOL O WEL!!1!11 LOL SKOOL SI PRATY NAAT!!1!1!!! WTF LOL W3 R LEARNNG ABOUT ANARCHY IN MAH PHILOSOPHY CLAS WHICH SI PRATY BADAS!!!!1!!1! LOL I DONT RILLY HAEV MUCH 3LSA 2 SAY!!1!!! WTF

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Enjoy!

kjh

Radiohead - Creep

When you were here before
Couldnt look you in the eye
Youre just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
Youre so fuckin special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
Youre so fuckin special
I wish I was special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

Shes running out again,
Shes running out
Shes run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
Youre so fuckin special
I wish I was special...

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.
I dont belong here.

All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!

Ok. New post time. Nothing new is really happening. I am, however, very excited to go to the Saskatchewan Youth Summit with Jae and Nathan as well as volunteer at Telemiracle with Jae and Nate. It should be a fantastic time.

As many of you know, my birthday is coming up. March 20, to be exact. This greatly depresses me. I will be turning 20, which is far too old. On the day of my birth, I shall get obnoxiously drunk and cry the entire night. You have all been warned.

Anywho, I'm doneskis. I'm sorry, Jordan. I know it is the shortest thing ever. Please continue to love me as you always have.

xoxo
kjh

These Hands Were Meant To Hold

Shalom! Long time no type! My winter break was awesome. For the most part. Apart from a few 'incidents' with Tyson and I, things were swell. I partied and worked lots, which ruled. I don't really know what else to type. I have nothing of interest to say. Maybe I'll try again later. Peace out, A-Town!

kjh

PS: Jordan and Alex are toootally the hottest guys around.

Heartattack in a layby.

I'm done. Finally. School stress = gone. Work is going well, dancing is almost done, and well, I guess we'll see how my relationship fairs. He's gone again until Friday. This really sucks. Anywho, you've all heard me complain enough about this.

I'm stoked for tomorrow. Dorian and I are going to watch South Park, Jerry Springer, and the Playboy channel aaaalllll day. It'll be very fun.

Well, that's enough of an update for you people. Tah!

kjh

The Modern Things

One final down, two to go! Well, I ahve one in approx. 2.5 hours, so that one is *pretty much* done. I'm very excited for being done school. I've been so very stressed and snappy and moody lately. I miss stupid, asshole Tyson way too much. It sucks. Oh wells. I'll see him on the 17th. Such is life.

After everyone is done finals we should all go out and do something awesome. Like drunk bowling. Drunk bowling rules. Anywho, back to studying! Tah

kjh

A Number, Not A Name

I hate missing people. I seems as though I'm always missing and never missed. Tyson is probably going to stay in Kindersley for another week, and while I understand it is a fantasic opportunity to make a ton of cash, I can;t help but be selfish and want him to be HERE with ME. I know that is a flaw of mine. I'm selfish. Tyson is selfish, too, and that is why we argue sometimes. We're both princesses and both used to always getting our own way. Oh well. I like him lots anyway.

Anywho, I have a final tomorrow. Political Studies, to be exact. It should be fairly easy and I'm not too worried. I finally finished all those fricking essays I had, which is a relief. I seriously can;t wait until my last final is over. I'm so very stressed. Well, I'm out. Tah.

kjh

Begin Again

So, finals are almost upon me. 8, 9, 12. Watch out, liver! On the 12 the punishment shall begin. I miss drinking. I know I'm coming off like an alcoholic, but I'm really not... I promise. I'm really stoked for xmas break. I want to just cuddle up to a certain someone and doze in front of a fire... holy romantic and sappy. Whatever. I'm allowed to be romantic and sappy sometimes. However, if my romantic and sappy quota start getting too high, someone needs to bring me back with a well place insult, or something.

Well, that was a fantastic ramble. Goodnight.

kjh

Copycats

I have decided to compile a list of the best song covers. Behold!

The Postal Service - Against All Odds (Phil Collins cover)
The Postal Service - Such Great Heights (Iron and Wine cover)
Reel Big Fish - Take On Me (A-Ha cover)
Death Cab For Cutie - All Is Full of Love (Bjork cover)
Johnny Cash - Hurt (Nine Inch Nails cover)
Erasure - Take A Chance On Me (Abba cover)
The Rolling Stones - Love In Vain (Robert Johnson cover)
Marianne Faithful - Ruby Tuesday (Rolling Stones cover)
Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan cover)
The Silver Jews - Friday Night Fever (George Strait cover)
Cat Power - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover)
Gary Jules - Mad World (Tears For Fears cover)

That is all for now. If I think of more I'll add them later.

It doesn't have to be perfect..

This is just a quick thank you/I'm sorry post. Thank you to everyone who has been putting up with my emo and terrible mood lately, and I'm sorry to you guys, too. You know who you are. Things have just not been going well for me lately, and you have stood by me while I bitched, moaned, sulked, and moped. I appreciate it. Come December 12, things should be looking up for me, at least in most aspects of my life. Hang in until then, and I promise I'll be back to the Kayla you know and love. Merci beaucoup!

<3kaylajean

I would like to use a pencil but it's just not permanent

Well, school is almost over. Praise be to Allah for that. Holiday break should be awesome. Maybe then all of us can actually see eachother. I'm writing in short, crappy sentances. It's ok though. I like it today. It's far too cold outside. I wish it was summer. Summer was amazing. Best summer of my life. I don't want to be at school right now. I miss cuddling. I want finals to be over so I can do that more. Being the busiest girl ever sucks. Dancing is pissing me off. I hate pretty much everyone there. I need a break from that, too. It's all good though. Hopefully I'll get some time off. I want to get out of the city. It is depressing me. I've been really miserable lately. I know how you feel, Alex. Pretty much everything kind of sucks right now. Hopefully things will get beter.

Sick Of You

Fuck you, school! I'm so fucking sick of sitting here trying to transcribe a conversation for a goddman research project! I'm sick of having to sit through boring lectures and try to stay awake! I'm sick of trying to study for tests! Gah! I'm going nuts here! *shoots self in face*

Preacher Crawling

I dream sometimes of a brother in red.
The first unborn.
Perhaps the son of god aborted and tossed and a garbage bag.
Life is black comedy.
Slapstick and vulgarity.
Unworthy of the name.
I still remember where mine went so wrong.
My last night in sodom and my first morning in hell.

Oh the weather outside is frightful...

FUCK do I ever hate Xmas songs. They start seeping out of speakers in stores like the silent but oh-so-deadly gas of a fat man who has just eaten twelve burritos with extra spicy salsa.

Anywho, when I went to go get my doctor's note Jordan, like the awesome friend he is, came with me. As we were sitting in the waiting room, he leans over to me and says, "Kayla, everyone in here thinks you're pregnant" and proceeds to get me a pamphlet about pregnancy. Thanks, Jordan. Then, when I was in the doctor's office getting my note, some old lady sits by Jordan and asks if he had been waiting long. Jordan proceeds to answer, "No, I'm just waiting for my girlfriend" followed by "the look". Again, thank you so much. All in all it was a fairly funny experience.

In other news, Tyson is being a bag of douche, and I don't like it. I need hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. Peace out.

KaylaR the DestroyaR

Download:

Toto - Africa
An Albatross - I am the Lazer Viking!

Eat:

Tapioca Pudding. Best. Pudding. Ever.

Not a moment too soon...

I figured I should probably update, as it has been awhile.

Firstly, I would like to give my kudos to A&W, which is undeniably the GREATEST fast food in the world. I plan on eating some today, in fact.

Secondly, I would like to say that I hate essays. All I do is write them.

Thirdly, if anyone knows the protocol for obtaining a doctor's note, please inform me.

Fourthly, I would like to thank Alex for coming to Tyson's soccer game with me.

Fifthly, I would like to say that 'fifthly' is one of the most retarded words EVER, if, indeed, it is actually a word.

Lastly, I'm sleepy and want hugs. Everyone must give me hugs when they see me.

Peace out, A-Town.

<3kaylajean

PS: Download:

The Cure - The Lovecats
William Shatner - Common People
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

STOLEN!

I stole this for Caitlin's blog because it looked neat.


1. First name? Kayla
2. Were you named after someone? Nope. I do, howvever, have a great aunt named Kay
3. Do you wish on stars? Sometimes, not usually though
.4. When did you last cry? I don't remember
5. Do you like your handwriting? No. It looks like I should be writing in red crayon on yellow construction paper
6. What is your favorite lunch meal? A&W
7. When is your birthday? March 20.
8. What is your most embarassing CD? All the old KoRn and Limp Bizkit cds.
9.If you were another person would you be friends with you? I don't know. I'm ok, albeit a little self-centred.
10.Do you have a journal? Yuppers
11. Are you adventurous?Depends on what it is.
12. Would you bungee jump? I don't think so. My crippling fear of both heights and drowning would probably prevent me from doing it.
13. What is your favorite cereal? Almond and Vanilla Special K
14.Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not usually.
15. Do you think that you are strong? I'm fairly weak, so no. Although I WILL kick your ass, Jae!
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla
17. Shoe Size? I have shoes in all sizes between 2 and 6.
18. Red or pink? Both
19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My scary, carney hands with the crooked pinkies.
20. Who do you miss the most? I don't really miss anyone right now.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Skinny jeans and colourful checkered slip-on shoes
23. What are you listening to right now? Problem by Brazillian Girls
24. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Black... LIke my soul. harharhar
26. Who was the last person U talked to? Caitlin and Alex
27. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face in general.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, I looove Caitlin!
30. Favorite Drink? Vodka, cranberry, adn sprite.
31. Favorite Sport? Is dancing a sport?
32. Hair Color? Right now it's kinda dark blonde, but it shall soon be dark dark brown.
33. Favorite Food? Balogna.
34. Last Movie You Watched? The Prestige.
35. Favorite Day of the Year? Iunno, all fo them?
36. Happy Endings? Mostly
37.Summer or Winter? Summer
38. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs from most, kisses from some.
39. Favorite Dessert? Pie
42. What books are you reading?? A bunch of books for classes, and Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy for pleasure.
43. What is On Your Mouse Pad??At home, a picture of Damjan when he was like, 8.
44. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? The news
45. Favorite Smells? My bed.
46. Favorite Sounds? Music
47. Stones or Beatles? Can't choose. They both rock.
48.The furthest you've been from home? Hawaii

*whew*

<3kaylajean

D/l:
Lillix - Sweet Temptation (shaddap! I love this song!)
Corky and the Juice Pigs - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

Hot Damn!

I was looking through a bunch of shit that I had written and I stumbled upon this gem. I'm so fucked up. Enjoy!

Tear

Tear the piece of paper into two pieces
Representative of pain, the page splits forcefully and flutters
Dramatically
To the cold, hard ground

I sometimes wonder if boys in dresses on the last day of school are OK
The razor smiles your smile and the gun whispers your name.

Naked trees stand alone in the shadows of enormous watchtowers,
Safe, Dark, Secure.
I am afraid
Why?
It is because of all the uncertainty of today.

All hail the gushy assassin.

Dead leaves cover the large stone so I clear them off with a deft sweep of my hand.
I sit.
I stare at my reflection in the glittering pool.
My face stares back at me and I barely recognize myself.

It is just a cold hand leading us back to winter

Along the edge of the glittering mirror lie bones
A stark contrast to the shining glass
I guess all endings can’t be happy ones.

I get up from the stone
And dust off my skirt, smoothing the wrinkles and removing leaves I failed to sweep off

Then, without another thought or any hesitation
I begin picking my way carefully back through the nothing from which I came
Secure in the knowledge I had gathered about myself

<3kaylajean

Harlequin Girls

So, there has been some fantastic drama this weekend, the kind that us in the Lush Squad live for. Now, I'm not going to name names, but I think most of you guys will get it and if you don't ask me later.

The drama pertains to a certain party to which a certain person was not invited and to which another person got bitched at about. I think that's retarded. It isn't anyone's place but the person hosting the party to invite people. Going and being all attention-whorey about it is lame, too. Some people need to stop being so bitchy and take things so personally. Geeze!

On a happier note, I'm almost done the essay that is due today. Go me!

Well, that's all I have to say.

<3kaylajean

PS: Download

Baumer - Denounement
Hellogoodbye - Jesse...Buy Nothing...Go To Prom Anyway
Comeback Kid - All in a Year

Lyrics

Inspired by Sara, here are some lyrics. These ones had a special meaning to me in the summer. Especially the chorus.

"Marching Bands Of Manhattan" - Death Cab For Cutie

If I could open my arms
And span the length of the isle of Manhattan,
I'd bring it to where you are
Making a lake of the East River and Hudson
If I could open my mouth
Wide enough for a marching band to march out
They would make your name sing
And bend through alleys and bounce off all the buildings.

I wish we could open our eyes
To see in all directions at the same time
Oh what a beautiful view
If you were never aware of what was around you

And it is true what you said
That I live like a hermit in my own head
But when the sun shines again
I'll pull the curtains and blinds to let the light in.

Sorrow drips into your heart through a pinhole
Just like a faucet that leaks and there is comfort in the sound
But while you debate half empty or half full
It slowly rises, your love is gonna drown

Your love is gonna drown
Your love is gonna...

<3kaylajean

Download:

Half-Handed Cloud - "I Got a Letter"
The Lovely Feathers - "Frantic"

Novatone

So, upon consulting my friend Ruslan on what to write about, we decided that I should write about him.

I met Ruslan on a windy day in August at the Dauphin International Ukrainian Festival. I think I was drunk. He introduced himself to me and then we started talking about music. He didn't believe me that I listen to metal so I busted out my Pig Destroyer cds and he realized I was the real deal. He gave me a trashy trucker hat that I wore all weekend. The weekend continued drunkenly on, with us talking about politics until 3 in the morning, which weirded everyone out. We polkaed a lot, which was rockin' because Ruslan can keep up with me <3 A memory of him I will never forget is when, because he had no water, he used rum and coke to brush his teeth, but shh! what happens in Dauphin stays in Dauphin. The weekend eneded with me stealing his blanket, which I still have on my bed. Ruslan, however, is coming to visit me soon, which will rule. That is all.

KaylaJean